MY CHILD

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Child: Dad’s 51, right? Does that mean he’ll be dead soon?

Me: Erm…why? Are you still hoping to put a wig on his skull?

Child: No. I think instead, we should do that burning thing.

Me: Cremation?

Child: BBQ.

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