Ma: Ya shoulda SEEN this flick last and yer dad cried buckets.

Me: Which film?

Ma: I don’t know.

Me: Who was in it?

Ma: No idea

Me: The year? What was it about? Where and when was it set?

Ma: I don’t know. But it had that old geezer from Oscar. The priesty fella.

Me: Don Ameche?

Ma: Yeah! It was about this…erm…y’know…what do they call them over there? Butts? Yeah. A butt.

Me: A backside? A film about an arse? Starring Don Ameche?

Ma: No, silly! A tramp!

Me: BUM!!! You mean BUM!!!

Ma: No! It was great!!!

…..I GIVE UP…..

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