Overheard Today

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Woman: So what’s he like, yer new fella?

Other woman: He’s amazing. He’s minted too, got his own business and stuff. Got like ten or twelve houses.

W: But what’s he like?

O.W: He spent a fortune on me, took me for a meal, got me this perfume (shoves her neck in Woman’s direction) And…He’s massive. Hung like a horse.

W: But what’s HE like?

O.W: dunno really. We haven’t done much talking. Except I do know he had cancer or something last year.

W: “Or something”????

O.W: Yeah. He’s got a scar. It doesn’t put me off though – I’m not shallow, like.